Tom Reads His Spam

“Make Positive You Are Producing Quality Beats.” HI-LAR-I-OUS spam submission from Jason Konopinksi.

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A “Tom Reads His SPAM” first: I sing to one of my SPAMMERs. You want this.

High praise from a somewhat ungrateful reader

Our most controversial SPAM EVAR.

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A long distance dedication from Karen Costa.

…In which a SPAM poet schools me in statistics.

I hope I turn out to be expertise.

Unwell, Unquestionably. 

“Howdy Tricky Boy! Do you have any time to leisure?” A reader submission from @cc_chapman .